parks bent

WTF no papaya or guava or mansanas dance could ever pwn the happy which is BANANA! Ox

It's my birthday todaaaaaa~y.♥
What do you have for me? :3


EDIT. Wtf you don't post for more than a year, and you expect people who prolly hardly even know you anymore to GIVE YOU THINGS? WHAT. THE. FUCK. - Ginny

EDIT: gtfo my journal, you witch. People love me long time! O¦ (Why am I incapable of deleting your edits, why!)

EDIT. (Because. I own your soul.) And you still owe Reis answers to this meme. u.u *bark*

EDIT: (YEAH, WELL. REINE OWNS MY HEART.) *totally ignores that second statement*

EDIT. ( ............................... eww. mush. )

EDIT: STFU!

-o-

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Tagging:
... I only have 7 friends, and one of them is the person who tagged me for this, and another is a sadistic idiot bitch which I would rather not associate myself with, really - IF ONLY! - so. x____x
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    cheerful cheerful
parks flexible

I twirl and flail! *TWIRL!* *FLAIL!* *TWIRL AND FLAAAIL*

So. Master got bored and fixed me a new layout. It's an emo!banana, socute I ♥s it. XD XD XD Go! Clicky clicky on the linky to see~~ There's a REINERAINBOW ON IT!!1 ^________^

In memory of my dear friend, Toby.


[EDIT] I'm not dead. ._. -- Toby

EDIT: I HEART YOU AND HONOUR YOU ANYWAY! <333333333333333333

*HEARTS! HEARTS! HEARTS!* *HONOOOOOOOOOOUR!* ♥
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    Pinch Me - Barenaked Ladies
oh well

o_o;

So, um. HI. My name's Toby, and I'm here on Ginny's order to, uh, "entertain you, o avid viewers of Parker's site." She gave me the password to this account, saying that she trusts me not to go about telling People Named Parker Mackenzie what it is - unless he threatens to tell everyone about my Deepest Darkest Secret Whatever That Is. o_o

So, yeah. Parks has been trying very hard to busy himself with school lately but it seems that his efforts are slowly going to waste. He usually locks himself up in his room, and either sits in front of the PC all day or stares in front of the television screen (with or without controllers at hand) for hours, before trying once again to go to sleep. I would say that he makes me worry real bad - and he does, sorta - but, like my sister said, this kind of behavior is to be expected of him anyway. I just hope Ms. Sanchez from the drama club comes up with another project again, since that's "the only thing that can save Parks's brain from sure damnation," as Ginny would say. .-.
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paarks

Reine.

I love you, I want to take you to England and marry you.


WTF WTF GINNY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN YOU NEED TO GET MEDICATION NEED TO BE FUCKING SATED TRANQUILISED PUT DOWN HERE HAVE SOME Vs !! Somebody give her a call. She's unbearable when she's bored! D: *pulls away from the deranged woman's clutches*

EDIT. Look who's talking. You actually checked your journal! O: And whose brain needs checking again? I'm not the one whom several people found gallivanting around a strip club (for STRAIGHT MEN!), talking to myself about the wonders of MUSHROOMS and ELASTIC ARMS and SQUIGLY LEGS and you haven't even taken ANY at the time, mind you. Who needs medication now, huh? >P

Also. Dood. The capslock. The font size. The commas! That is all. u_u

EDIT: *rages in despair* I hate you. I absolutely hate you. I'm deleting this entry and changing my password (and shut up about your being my master and omniscient [EDIT. Do you even know what omniscient means? >D) and that shit - you are never touching this journal again) right now!

EDIT. Ahahahahaahaaaaa. *L*
I should prolly change the subject line to "Parks-sport." Kakakaka.
paarks

Woot.

The glowy medicinal substance in the shiny bottle actually works. Woo-hoo. My new friends are whompingly convenient, yo. o.o
paarks

\o/ Woo-shah.

Just got home from Boracay this morning. XD
Term starts next week.
Attended rehearsals for the new *top secret koff koff* play in the afternoon. I swear, Melissa Sanchez. I'm very happy you decided to give me an un-canine-related role for once but, really now, Teban? *shudder*
I must remain professional. o_o
Meh. So tired.
Blueberry Cheesecake Ice Cream~~ :3


*off to bugg harass pester Reine some more*
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    RENT || Seasons of Love
paarks

(no subject)

I come home to the Philippines after spending almost a month at a place I didn't even know existed (EDIT: Heh. Do you even know any other place than the Philippines and Australia? XDD --ME), and what do I find? A PUPPY IN MY LAYOUT.

A FUCKING PUPPY IN WHAT USED TO BE MY PERFECT, PERFECT LAYOUT. WHAT THE FUCK.

And it's not just that. People are starting to flock my journal and friend me like WHAT THE FUCK WHO HACKED INTO MY ACCOUNT AND SPREAD MY URL OUT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PRIVATE JOURNAL AND WHY THE HELL ARE SEVERAL OF MY POSTS UNLOCKED??????!!! D:< *locks them*

AND WHO THE FUCK IS RAVYN_ASHLING AND HOW DID YOU FIGURE OUT MY PASSWORD?!?! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!?!?!?!! *rages*
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